Last week's question: A British design firm is selling $215,000 luxury doghouses modeled on Imperial Roman mansions and American colonial villas. In seven words or fewer, please come up with an advertising slogan the company could use to persuade wealthy dog owners to upgrade their pooches' accommodations.
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THE WINNER: "You'll wish you were in the doghouse"
Jason Kuller, Bethesda, Md.
SECOND PLACE: "From wags to riches"
Lynda Taylor, North Port, Fla.
THIRD PLACE: "Now Lassie will come home"
Andy A. Barentine, Dallas
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
"A canine re-treat he'll beg for"
Emily Aborn, Temple, N.H.
"Every dog has his bidet"
Daniel deMos, Egg Harbor Township, N.J.
"From doghouse to bau-wow-haus"
Alfred Bloch, Oakland, Calif.
"The house with a pedigree"
Patty Oberhausen, Fort Wayne, Ind.
"Treat Pluto like a plutocrat"
Arthur Kretchman, Sea Girt, N.J.
"Let sleeping dogs lie... in exquisite housing"
Mark Weaver, Carlsbad, Calif.
"Fit for a King... Charles Spaniel"
Steve Jennis, Houston
"Bow-wow the neighborhood"
Linda Manuel, Stockton, N.J.
"A Mar-A-Lago for your special fido"
Paul Christy, Rancho Mirage, Calif.
"For when Fido's rolling in it"
Adam Thompson, Chicago
"Classy come home"
Patrick Tuite, New York City
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