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The Week contest: Jagger love

Last week's question: Great-grandfather Mick Jagger, 74, has a new girlfriend, 23-year-old film producer Noor Alfallah. If the Rolling Stones were to release a song about Jagger's dogged pursuit of intergenerational love, what should it be called?

Click here to see the results of last week's contest: No beurre

RESULTS:

THE WINNER: "Sympathy for the Millennial"
Kathy Eckmann, Roscoe, Ill.

SECOND PLACE: "Shufflin' Jack Flash"
Ken Liebman, Williston, Vt.

THIRD PLACE: "Let's Spend the Early Bird Together"
John Parry, Eldersburg, Md.

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

"Let's Spend the Nap Together"
Michael Rose, Troy, Mich.

"Sympathy for the Dentures"
R.J. Daniel Hanna, Los Angeles

"Time Isn't on My Side"
Emily Aborn, Temple, N.H.

"Sympathy for the Dribble"
Steve Garlid, Seattle, Wash.

"Prop Me Up"
Norm Carrier, Flat Rock, N.C.

"Start Me Pacemaker Up"
Karen Runde, Mechanicsville, Md.

"Time Is on Her Side"
Mary Jo Astrachan, Oneida, N.Y.

"Hobbling Jack Flash"
R.J. Daniel Hanna, Los Angeles

"He's So Old"
Lance Broy, Athens, Ohio

"Help Me Up"
Ken Liebman, Williston, Vt.

"Memory Loss Motel"
Julio Suarez, Plano, Texas

"You Won't Be Loving Me Too Long"
Gary Greene, Greenfield, Mass.

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