The days of the apostrophe may be numbered as the Apostrophe Protection Society announced it plans to close. The chairman John Richards, 96, said: “We, and our many supporters worldwide, have done our best but the ignorance and laziness present in modern times have won!”
‘Highly contagious’ urine shuts down Washington cinema
A cinema in Washington was evacuated after a wayward package of urine was sent to the wrong address. The incident began when a box marked “highly contagious human substance” wrongly arrived at the North Bend Theater and began to leak. The manager was taken to hospital as a precaution but the cinema later announced: “All is well.”
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