The Week contest - Stripper ballet

Kindly come up with the name of the first ballet you might see in a strip club

Strip club
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Welcome to The Week's "What Next?" contest, an invitation to test your powers of imagination with challenges inspired by current events.

Click here for the results of the previous contest: Messages in a bottle

Last week's question: An upstate New York strip club is trying to reduce its tax bill by claiming that lap dancing is an art form equivalent to ballet. We asked you to come up with the name of the first ballet you might see in a strip club.

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RESULTS:

THE WINNER: Swan Lap

Marco A. Garcia, Rancho Palos Verdes, CA

SECOND PLACE: Don QuiXXXote

David Daniel, Woodland Hills, CA

THIRD PLACE: Jiggle-etto

John Clark, Eaton, OH

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

The Nutcracker

More than 300 different submissions

Juliet and Juliet

Jeff Sawyer, Mount Horeb, WI

Giselle (That's not my real name)

Arthur Cavaliere, Ship Bottom, NJ

A Midsummer Night's Dame

Harvey Randall, Schenectady, NY

Petushka

Kenneth Liebman, Williston, VT

Appalapian Spring

Anne Thiessen, Catonsville, MD

Wriggle-a-lotto

L. Robert Hill, Santa Rosa, CA

Sleeping Booty

David Larson, Raleigh, NC

Sinderella

Mike Berkley, Tempe, AZ

Madame Buttonfly

Ginny Lord, Oconomowoc, WI

Serenade for G-Strings

Elaine Molinar, Brooklyn, NY

Lucia di Lap Amore

Sandy Hall, Honolulu, HI

Onegin, Off Again

Larry Johnston, Highlands Ranch, CO

Polero

J C Dresner, San Francisco, CA

Three Minuets in Paradise

Mike Poremski, Austin, TX

Peter and the Wolf Whistle

Carlo R. Fuentes, San Pedro, CA

Dance for the Wooden Soldiers

Jeff O'Connor, Wilmington, DE

Night on Bald Mountain

Sharon Clark & Glenn Gruber, Pasadena, CA

The Babes of Seville

Dan Adler, Austin, TX

La Bayadere Badabing

Mark Berman, Potomac, MD

Debbie Does Swan Lake

Lisa Zakai, Catonsville, MD

Swan Laid

Elizabeth Gaines, Granada Hills, CA

Swan Snake

Al Stoffel, San Diego, CA

Thong Lake

Jim Coyle, Shrewsbury, PA

Cop-a-feel-ia

Robert Ricci, Rahway, NJ

Hide the Salome

Stephen Dudzik, Olney, MD