Chocolate statues shaped like Vladimir Putin.
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This week's question: A Russian artist has unveiled a life-size, 154-pound chocolate sculpture of President Vladimir Putin. If the artist were to slice up his delectable masterpiece and sell it as individual chocolate bars, what Putin-themed brand name should be on the candy?

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THE WINNER: Baby Ruthless

John Pruitt, Atlanta. Ga.

SECOND PLACE: DikTat

Janinne Berlin, Milford, Conn.

THIRD PLACE: Demi Godiva

Shaun Thomas, Eatontown, Ga.

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

Bitterfinger

Antonio Olivieri, Many, La.

Chocolate Covered Nyets

James Challener, Tampa, Fla.

No Snickers

Tim Fusco, Sewickley, Pa.

Czar Bar

Bill Kiskowski, Capitol Heights, Md.

Crimean Crunch

Michael H. Agranoff, Ellington, Conn.

Crème De La Kremlin

Ken Kellam III, Dallas

Mr. Not So Goodbar

Kenneth R. Updegrove, Cedaredge, Colo.

Total Power Bar

Jeff R. Patterson, Nashville

Red Squares

Jim McGrath, Napa, Calif.