The Week contest: Putin perfume
Last week's question: A perfume for women who admire Vladimir Putin has gone on sale in Moscow. The scent is called Russian Woman, but please come up with a name for a perfume for either gender that better captures the macho magnetism of Russia's dictatorial president.
THE WINNER: "Old Spyce"Burt Snooks, Gulf Breeze, Fla.
SECOND PLACE: "BRUTal"Patty Oberhausen, Fort Wayne, Ind.
THIRD PLACE: "Eaupression"Rob Joiner, Carson City, Nev.
"J'Vladore"Jonathan Sternberg, Eugene, Ore.
"D-KGB-NY"Laurel Rose, Pittsburgh
"Oil of Oligarchy"Michael Crow, San Jose, Calif.
"Fear-omone"Ken Celict, Geneva, Ill.
"Shirtskoff"Mark Gorgas, Tulsa, Okla.
"Vladimyrrh"Steven Larson, Whitewater, Wis.
Eau-thoritarianMike Daly, Washington, D.C.
"Brut for Brutes"Ann Nixon, Galesburg, Ill.
"Vladmiration"Troup Miller, Austin, Texas
"Putin on the Wrist"Elizabeth Gillespie, Dayton, Ohio
"Scent of a He-man"Valerie Marcus Nassiff, Bolton, Conn.
"Bear Essence"Phyllis Klein, Forest Hills, N.Y.
"Poisoned"Linda Manuel, Stockton, N.J.