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The Week contest: Marry me

Last week's question: Longtime single people in places like Brooklyn and San Francisco are now practicing "sologamy" and marrying themselves in full ceremonies. If a sologamist were to write a book on how to sustain a successful marriage with yourself, what could it be titled?

Click here for the results of last week's contest: Gut think

RESULTS:

THE WINNER: "Living La Vida Loner"Claude Offenbacher, Eugene, Ore.

SECOND PLACE: "Seeing I to I"Lee Silverman, Morgantown, W. Va.

THIRD PLACE: "One is Not the Loneliest Number"LeRoy Gaintner, Paradise Valley, Ariz

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

"The Joy of Self"Dave Sauvé, Placerville, Calif.

"Wholly Me-trimony"Janine Witte, New Hope, Pa.

"I’m OK–I’m OK"David Perler, New York City

"I-fidelity"Glen E. Rainsley, Union, Maine

"Me, Myself, and I Do"Roseann Hassey, Cincinnati

"Marriage for Solemates"Pierre Hart, Etowah, N.C.

"Ten Things You Like About You"Ken Kellam III, Dallas

"Maintaining I Contact"Phyllis Klein, New York City

"Self Satisfied"Frank Carroll, Ocala, Fla.

"Just Be Yourself"John Chapman, Austin, Texas

"Til Death Do I Part"Ken Liebman, Williston, Vt.

"There Is an I in Marriage"Mary Jo Astrachan, Oneida, N.Y.

"An I for an I"Pam Paschke, Boca Raton, Fla.

"The Art Of Self-Compromise"Bruce Carlson, Alexandria, Va.

"To Thine Own Self, Be True"Jill Anderson, River Forest, Ill.

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