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The Week contest: Shaman eats

This week's question: Jacob Chansley — the shirtless, horn-wearing "QAnon Shaman" who stormed the Senate chamber in the Capitol riot — has demanded an organic diet in jail. "He gets very sick if he doesn't eat organic food," explained his mom, Martha. If Chansley, 33, were to write a cookbook of organic recipes for insurrectionists, what would it be called?

Click here to see the results of last week's contest: Pandemic word

RESULTS:

THE WINNER: "Farm to Rabble"Jason Schnuit, Santa Monica, California

SECOND PLACE: "The Joy of Organic Coup-king: Chef's sedition"J.D. Watson, Rancho Mirage, California

THIRD PLACE: "Clean Cuisine for the Revolting"Norm Carrier, Flat Rock, North Carolina

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

"The Bare Chested Contester"Mike Chelstowski, Keene, New Hampshire

"Cooking Up a Healthy Storm"Bill Levine, Belmont, Massachusetts

"Revolting Recipes"Joan Winquist, Scotts Valley, California

"Stews for Coups"Kenneth Burgan, Grass Valley, California

"The Complete Crackpot Cookbook"Mary Jo Astrachan, Oneida, New York

"Eat Right, Far Right"Rebecca Burgan, Petaluma, California

"Cage Me, Cage-Free: Recipes from the Pen"Alexandra Hunt, Quincy, California

"Stop the Veal!"Ken Liebman, Williston, Vermont

"A Balanced Riot"Dave Grossman, Petaluma, California

"Sedition Nutrition"Nancy Shulman, Gulfport, Florida

"The Anarchist's Organic Cookbook"Rebecca Burgan, Petaluma, California

"From Coup to Nuts"Joe Ayella, Wayne, Pennsylvania

"The Joy of Kooking"Warren Morse, Moodus, Connecticut

"Cout D'éat"Patty Oberhausen, Fort Wayne, Indiana

"The Jaileo Diet"Jeffrey S. Beckwith, Irvine, California

"Putsch Ya Health First"Steve Cotler, Healdsburg, California

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