Sloppy England bowled out for 167 by sharp New Zealanders

England played with the 'brains of a chocolate mouse' says Geoff Boycott at end of humiliating day of cricket

DUNEDIN, NEW ZEALAND - MARCH 07: Nick Compton of England is bowled by Tim Southee of New Zealand during day two of the First Test match between New Zealand and England at University Oval on M
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ENGLAND suffered their most humiliating day in years as they were made to look like amateurs in the first Test of the three-match series against New Zealand in Dunedin.

With the first day's play lost to rain, the tourists were still confident of victory against the eighth-ranked side in Test cricket. Instead they were humbled, bowled out for 167, before New Zealand raced to 131 without loss at the close of play.

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Bill Mann is a football correspondent for The Week.co.uk, scouring the world's football press daily for the popular Transfer Talk column.