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Last week's question: Ohio police are hunting a bald man who has stolen thousands of dollars of hair growth products from drug stores across the Midwest. If Hollywood were to make a caper movie about the Rogaine robber's crime spree, what would the film be called?

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THE WINNER: "The Great Mane Robbery"

Jess Urriola, Morris Plains, N.J.

SECOND PLACE: "To Thatch a Thief"

Suzanne Brooks, Quechee, Vt.

THIRD PLACE: "Con Hair"

Rohit Sharma, Seattle

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

"The Thinning Crown Affair"

Frank Letchworth, Knoxville, Tenn.

"The Hateful Pate"

Michael Rouse, Troy, Mich.

"No Country for Bald Men"

Janine Witte, New Hope, Pa.

"For a Few Follicles More"

Hal Vincent, Glen Allen, Va.

"Mission: In Follicle"

Curtis Doucette, Mill Valley, Calif.

"The Fast and the Furry-less"

Bryan Hutchinson, Atlanta

"Robin Hood: Prince of Weaves"

Lisa Zakai, Catonsville, Md.

"Male Pattern Boldness"

Patrick Tuite, West Palm Beach, Fla.

"The Uncombables"

Jim Daly, Thousand Oaks, Calif.

"Hairspree"

Phyllis Klein, New York City