Opinion

Three cheers for New York City's new tampon laws!

You get tampons, you get tampons — everybody should get tampons!

Menstruation. No one wants to talk about it; half of humanity spends four and a half years of our lives experiencing it.

Really: Four and a half years. Give or take. Figure an average four days a month for about 35 years, and hey presto: You could get a college degree and have time left for a job search.

Many other topics broadly considered "women's issues" — pregnancy, pay disparity, sexual assault — are now discussed, if not by everyone and not always in helpful tones, at least regularly and openly. Fellas who might once have been repulsed by childbirth now speak knowledgeably about cervical dilation; many 21st century men actively advocate for pay equity and ending sexual violence. Menstruation on the other hand…?

Full disclosure: I get it. Spontaneous, uncontrolled bleeding from a body part most people associate with pleasure (or try not to think about at all) is daunting. It's also (in the spirt of continued honesty) unpleasant. I've known people who find menstruation beautiful, and I've heard of some who throw parties at the onset of their daughters' menses. I do not understand these people. As far as this believing Jew is concerned, menstruation is one of the most powerful indications we have that God is not, contrary to reports, perfect.

Be that as it may, menstruation is what we have. Every month, for as long as their reproductive organs are at least nominally fertile, the uteruses of girls and women (and many transgender boys and men) prepare for possible pregnancy, and when pregnancy doesn't happen, menstruation — the shedding of the uterine lining — does. Which means that every month, all those people (half of humanity) have to find a way to not make a big damn mess.

That's really all tampons and sanitary pads are about: Keeping stuff (our clothes, chairs, mattresses) clean. That and keeping ourselves healthy, because if we don't have anything clean with which to stem the flow, we can contract infections that can make us sick, destroy our fertility, or even kill us. It's not analogous to anything the average man experiences, so if you've never menstruated, you'll just have to trust me: Menstrual care is health care. Which is why tampons and pads should be free.

Yes, free, as in $0. Maybe not all the fancy kinds (and here I'll spare you details), but basic, straightforward pads and tampons? Should be available at every hospital, city hall, food bank, college campus — anywhere and everywhere people who struggle to makes ends meet can access them readily and without shame.

California Assemblywoman Cristina Garcia has calculated that period supplies cost the average American menstruater about $7 a month — which might not sound like much, but it comes to $84 a year. That's the equivalent of half a week of groceries; where I live, in Illinois, it's about one month's electric bill. If you also live in Illinois and work full-time at a minimum-wage job, you're making a little more than $17,000 a year — so what'll it be: food, lights, or tampons?

If you doubt this is a health issue, consider that the American Medical Association agrees with me: "Feminine hygiene products are essential for women's health, and taxes on them are a regressive penalty," said AMA President-Elect David Barbe in a recent statement. "We applaud the [five] states that have already eliminated sales taxes on these products, and we urge every state to follow suit."

Barbe is right, and removing the tampon tax is a good first step — but for the truly poor, it won't make much of a difference. On Tuesday, New York City went a step farther and did what every city and state really needs to do, passing a series of laws to provide free period supplies in correctional facilities, shelters, and schools.

Which — because life is always more complicated than we think it is — raises another point: Access to menstrual products is also an education issue. Around the world, girls regularly miss school (or are removed entirely) when menstruation starts — but when I say "around the world," I do mean the whole world: If you're an American teenager who can't afford pads, I guarantee you're missing a lot of school.

More full disclosure: I've been menstruating a good long time. Being middle class, though, the question of period supply expense never really crossed my mind — until a lot of people suddenly began to talk about it, including both the president and first lady. When a problem is not your problem, it can be very easy to not see the problem at all.

So I'm here to tell you: The question of menstrual product access is a real problem. It's a financial problem, a health problem, and an education problem. And even when it's not a problem, menstruation is part of the reality of 50 percent of the humans among whom you live. It's not shameful. It's entirely normal.

Kudos to New York City for recognizing it and acting accordingly.

More From...

Picture of Emily L. HauserEmily L. Hauser
Read All
Princess Leia, feminist hero
Bow down before her.
Opinion

Princess Leia, feminist hero

The horrifying normalcy of Donald Trump's proposed ambassador to Israel
David Friedman is not shy about his opinions of Israel.
Opinion

The horrifying normalcy of Donald Trump's proposed ambassador to Israel

The shadow president
Mike Pence could be running the show.
Opinion

The shadow president

How to give thanks in the age of Trump
Two women embrace in front of the White House on Nov. 9, 2016.
Feature

How to give thanks in the age of Trump

Recommended

The Check-In: New rules for visiting the UK, securing your house while on vacation, and more
A front door.
Feature

The Check-In: New rules for visiting the UK, securing your house while on vacation, and more

Purported spy balloon prompts hot air from pundits and politicians
Brig. Gen. Pat Ryder
To shoot or not to shoot?

Purported spy balloon prompts hot air from pundits and politicians

Yale honors Black girl who had the police called on her for spraying lanternflies
Spotted lanterflies
black girl magic

Yale honors Black girl who had the police called on her for spraying lanternflies

AOC delivers 'impassioned' speech in defense of Rep. Ilhan Omar on the House floor
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
house floored

AOC delivers 'impassioned' speech in defense of Rep. Ilhan Omar on the House floor

Most Popular

Republicans oust Ilhan Omar from House committee
Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn)
Punitive politics?

Republicans oust Ilhan Omar from House committee

Japanese restaurants fight back against viral 'sushi terrorism' trend
Photo of Kura Sushi, a Japanese conveyor belt sushi restaurant chain
save the sushi

Japanese restaurants fight back against viral 'sushi terrorism' trend

China says it successfully cloned 3 'super cows'
5 cows lined up at feeding trough.
carbon copy

China says it successfully cloned 3 'super cows'