The Week contest: Doped Olympics

This week's question: Billionaire Peter Thiel is backing an alternate Olympics called the Enhanced Games, in which athletes will be encouraged to use performance-enhancing drugs. In seven words or fewer, come up with a catchy slogan that could be used to promote this chemically enhanced competition.

Click here to see the results of last week's contest: Trash house 

RESULTS:

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THE WINNER: Faster, stronger, but mostly higher

Kenneth Burgan, Grass Valley, California 

SECOND PLACE: Better winning through chemistry

Charles Brieant, Ossining, New York

THIRD PLACE: No repercussions, so cheat like the Russians

John Bregoli, Weymouth, Massachusetts 

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

New world records guaranteed

Valerie Belcher, Chicago, Illinois

Just take whatever it takes

Bill McKeon, New Milford, New Jersey 

Just do a hit

Jon Goranson, Chattanooga, Tennessee 

May the best pharmacologist win!

Daniel Hicks, Randolph, Massachusetts

He shoots up, he scores!

Josh Carruth, Whitesboro, New York

Need that nudge? We don’t judge!

Bill Moffitt, Ocean City, New Jersey 

The banned-aid games

Claire Williams, Louisville, Kentucky 

Where Michael Phelps gets some helps

Jesse Rifkin, Arlington, Virginia

One shot at victory

Patty Oberhausen, Fort Wayne, Indiana 

All glands on deck

Laurel Rose, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania 

Be more than you should be

Gordon Clawson, Ojai, California

Chills, thrills, and juiced to the gills!

Rebecca Burgan, Grass Valley, California

No golds barred

Bill Levine, Belmont, Massachusetts