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Last week's question: Artists in the U.K. have opened the National Poo Museum, featuring dozens of samples of real human and animal droppings preserved in spheres of clear resin. If you were a British tabloid editor publishing a story about this unusual establishment, what would be your G-rated headline?

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THE WINNER: New Museum Is Waste of Our Time

Stuart Carlow, Silver Spring, Md.

SECOND PLACE: British Gross National Product Now On Display

Dave Young, Royal Oak, Mich.

THIRD PLACE: Where the poop meets the fans

Brent Wilkinson, Campbell, Calif.

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

The Loo-vre Makes a Splash

Devereaux McClatchey, Winchester, Mass.

On the Origin of Feces

Gavin Jackson, San Diego, Calif.

New Artists' Museum a Dung Deal

Melissa Marsh-Elliott, Columbus, Ohio

Fecal Attraction

Robert Koshiyama, San Francisco

Monet, Manet, or bidet?

Drew Jacobs, Richmond, Va.

Remembrances of Things Passed

Tina Cramer, Mansfield, Ohio

Much Ado About Doo-doo

Bob Walthers, Port Townsend, Wash.

New Collection Grows by Heaps and Mounds

Cary Grayson, Nashville

From Pop Art to Poop Art

Arnie Silverman, Murrysville, Pa.

New Museum Full of It

Sarvenaz Zand, Mill Valley, Calif

Welcome to Poo Corner

Jane Garland, Tampa, Fla.