The Week contest: Dad bod

Last week's question: Researchers have discovered that men who put on weight after fathering children live longer and are more attractive to women than their leaner, more muscular male counterparts. What would be the title of a new book instructing men on how to develop the perfect dad bod?
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THE WINNER: "Father Figure"
Elizabeth Hasley, Oakland, Calif.
SECOND PLACE: "Make More Room for Daddy"
Ken Liebman, Williston, Vt.
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THIRD PLACE: "The Gutfather"
James A. Gollata, Manitowoc, Wis.
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
"Fatter Knows Best"
Jeffrey Contompasis, Ashburn, Va.
"Full Filling Fatherhood"
Timothy Griffith, Bellaire, Texas
"The Add Kids Diet"
Sarah Patterson, Dover, Del.
"Successful Fathering on Only 5,000 Calories a Day"
Ivan Kershner, Salem, S.C.
"The Padded Dad"
Elizabeth M. Severance, Atlanta
"Eating for Three"
Linda Kozak, Vashon, Wash.
"Muffin Pop"
Laura Weinzimmer, Guernsey, Ohio
"Paddy Daddy"
Sharon Harvey, Boyertown, Pa.
"Eat, Nap, Repeat as Needed"
Tom Malloy, Manasquan, N.J.
"Dad Studmuffin: Less Puffin', More Stuffin'"
Stan Mandell, Bellevue, Wash.
"All You Need is Love Handles"
Janine Witte, New Hope, Pa.
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