This week's question: A woman vacationing at a beachfront hotel in the Netherlands got a shock when she returned to her room to find a "completely relaxed" gray seal sleeping on her floor. In seven or fewer words, write a hotel review from a guest forced to share her lodging with a dozing sea mammal.
Click here to see the results of last week's contest: Sushi bandit
The Week
Escape your echo chamber. Get the facts behind the news, plus analysis from multiple perspectives.
Sign up for The Week's Free Newsletters
From our morning news briefing to a weekly Good News Newsletter, get the best of The Week delivered directly to your inbox.
From our morning news briefing to a weekly Good News Newsletter, get the best of The Week delivered directly to your inbox.
-
September 28 editorial cartoonsCartoons Sunday's political cartoons include the Jim Comey indictment and Pam Bondi as a the Wicked Witch of the West
-
Your Party: a Pythonesque shamblesTalking Point Comical disagreements within Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana's group highlight their precarious position
-
The Liberal Democrats: on the march?Talking Point After winning their highest number of seats in 2024, can the Lib Dems marry ‘stunts’ with a ‘more focused electoral strategy’?
-
Quiz of The Week: 20 – 26 SeptemberHave you been paying attention to The Week’s news?
-
The Week contest: Stone scamPuzzles and Quizzes
-
Magazine solutions - October 3, 2025Puzzles and Quizzes Issue - October 3, 2025
-
Magazine printables - October 3, 2025Puzzles and Quizzes Issue - October 3, 2025
-
Quiz of The Week: 13 – 19 SeptemberQuiz Have you been paying attention to The Week's news?
-
The Week contest: Phone riskPuzzles and Quizzes
-
Magazine solutions - September 26, 2025
Puzzles and Quizzes Magazine printables - September 26, 2025 Issue - September 26, 2025
-
Magazine printables - September 26, 2025
Puzzles and Quizzes Magazine printables - September 26, 2025 Issue - September 26, 2025
