Stephen Colbert sees if Donald Trump would quit the race for a meat-stuffed trophy

Stephen Colbert offers Donald Trump a consolation prize
(Image credit: Late Show)

In Tuesday's primaries, "Michigan was definitely feeling the Bern — and the burn was not just from the water in Flint," Stephen Colbert said on Wednesday's Late Show. But as soon as the audience stopped cheering Bernie Sanders' upset win in Michigan, Colbert was already on to Donald Trump's great night. "Did y'all catch his victory speech?" he asked. "I thought you did, because it was on every single channel. I think even Nick Jr. was running it, because I saw some sort of orange blob on TV."

In case you didn't see the speech, Colbert said, it "had a little bit of product placement," with Trump showing up critic Mitt Romney by touting his Trump water, Trump magazine, Trump wine, and Trump steaks. "That's right, Trump gave his victory speech next to a pyramid of raw steak. He was either trying to prove Mitt wrong, or introducing his new running mate, Trump-Pile of Meat 2016," Colbert said. "Good luck telling them apart."

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Peter has worked as a news and culture writer and editor at The Week since the site's launch in 2008. He covers politics, world affairs, religion and cultural currents. His journalism career began as a copy editor at a financial newswire and has included editorial positions at The New York Times Magazine, Facts on File, and Oregon State University.