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The Week contest: Lustful ghost

This week's question: A Gainesville, Texas landlady insists one of her rental properties is haunted by ghosts whose sexual assertiveness is driving away her tenants. Come up with the PG title of a movie about a group of paranormal researchers who attempt to rid the building of this promiscuous presence.

Click here to see the results of last week's contest: Musk statue

RESULTS:

THE WINNER: "The XXX Files''

Matthew Lane, Emporia, Kansas

SECOND PLACE: "The Best Little Haunted House in Texas"

Dale Bagley, Macon, Missouri 

THIRD PLACE: "Kinky Boos"

Hunter Burgan, Los Angeles, California

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

"Sexually Transmitted Deceased"

Mark A. Chmelewski, Ellensburg, Washington

"Immoral Souls"

Mike Blauer, Burley, Idaho

"Succubusters"

Phyllis Klein, Forest Hills, New York

"The Sexorcists"

Rick Torrence, The Village, Oklahoma

"The Spirit Is Willing"

Janet Nagel, Lawrenceville, Georgia

"Don Juan of the Dead"

Kenneth Burgan, Grass Valley, California

"Casper the Overfriendly Ghost"

Rebecca Burgan, Grass Valley, California

"Spiritus Sextus''

Matt Holway, West End, North Carolina

"Flight Of The Loving Dead"

Daniel Hicks, Randolph, Massachusetts 

"The Happy Spooker"

Roger Lewis, Burlington, Vermont 

"Shag Me to Hell"

Beth Simon, Oakland, California 

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