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This week's question: A totally naked man who was arrested in a "yoga-like pose" at a New Hampshire gym told police that he had believed the gym's slogan that it's a "Judgment Free Zone." If a fitness company were to launch a chain of gyms where people could exercise freely in the buff, what name could it give the business?
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RESULTS:
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THE WINNER: "Gym and Bare It"
Jerry Zinkel, Manitowoc, Wisconsin
SECOND PLACE: "Y.M.C.All"
Janine Witte, New Hope, Pennsylvania
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THIRD PLACE: "Naked Guns"
Eric Spore, San Diego, California
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
"Gym-bare-ee"
Michael Sainsbury, Goochland, Virginia
"Get St-ripped"
Sandra Carpenter, Farmington, Connecticut
"The Naked and the Deadlift"
Bill Kennelly, Madison, Wisconsin
"Commando Boot Camp"
Barbie Avery, Atlanta
"GrossFit"
Norm Carrier, Flat rock, North Carolina
"XXXercise"
Antonio Olivieri, Many, Louisiana
"StareMaster"
Timothy A. Pasden, Brandon, Florida
"Booty Camp"
Robyn Kupferman, Culver City, California
"Bare-bells"
Christopher Leggette, Robbinsville, New Jersey
"Barre It All'
Susan A. McLaughlin, Atlanta
"Weights Up, Pants Down"
Eric Spore, San Diego
"Get Buff!"
Tim Mistele, Coral Gables, Florida
"Huff and Puff in the Buff"
Richard Eskew, Winston-Salem, North Carolina
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