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A Kentucky nurse successfully used CPR to revive a drunken raccoon
(Image credit: Kathleen Reeder Wildlife Photography / Getty Images)

This week’s question: A Kentucky nurse successfully used CPR to revive a drunken raccoon she found passed out in a distillery’s dumpster, where the critter had overindulged in moonshine-soaked peaches. If a country singer were to write a song about the raccoon's boozy misadventure, what would it be titled?

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THE WINNER: “Don’t It Make My Brown Eyes Red”

SECOND PLACE: “I Fall to Peaches”

THIRD PLACE: “I Thought Those Shots Were for Rabies”

“I Always Wake Up with Two Black Eyes”

“(I Can’t) Walk the Line”

“Groggy Mountain Breakdown”

“Don’t Come Home a’ Drinkin’ (With Dumpster Divin’ on Your Mind)”

“I Got Trashed in the Trash”

“Furry Friends in Low Places”

“Rings of Firewater”

“Where the Wild Turkeys Are”

“The Ballad of the Trashed Panda”

“Bad Coon (Not) Rising”

“King of the Roadkill”