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- September 30th
 - Report: Secret Service official wanted to leak 'embarrassing' information about congressman
 - Oklahoma governor temporarily stays execution of death row inmate Richard Glossip
 - Watch an Edward Snowden supporter troll an HLN interviewer in the most bizarre way possible
 - Worst app ever will let you rate everyone you know on a 5-star scale
 - Russian airstrike appears to have targeted anti-Assad rebels — not ISIS
 - Speaker John Boehner announces leadership elections to be held next week, shortening window for opposition to organize
 - Jeb Bush: The Washington Redskins should not change their name
 - WHO: Millions more should receive HIV treatment
 - John Boehner secretly encouraged Tea Party-backed Trey Gowdy to run for House majority leader
 - Oregonians can legally buy marijuana starting tomorrow
 - It's not the government's job to promote traditional values, Americans say
 - Indian mob lynches Muslim man 'for eating beef'
 - 'Uncompromising' and an 'a--hole': Not everyone loves Bernie Sanders
 - A Republican woman has never been House majority leader. That's sadly not going to change soon.
 - Hispanics hate Donald Trump even more than liberal Democrats do
 - Ralph Lauren: celebrity fans and fashions – in pictures
 - Donald Trump is a big hit with prosperity gospel televangelists
 - U.S. troops join Afghan forces in battle to retake captured provincial capital from Taliban
 - Britain to build prison in Jamaica amid calls for slavery reparations
 - The Daily Show mocks 2016 presidential hopefuls for comically inept pandering to millennials
 - Russian lawmakers approve Putin's request to deploy troops in Syria
 - Cathriona White: Jim Carrey 'shocked' by death of ex-girlfriend
 - First womb transplants approved in the UK
 - Stephen Colbert tackles the strange case of the congressman who stole Pope Francis' water glass
 - Technical glitch results in convicted killer's accidental release from Louisiana prison
 - Arab leaders reject Putin's anti-ISIS coalition, suggest ousting Syria's Assad by force
 - Michelle Obama tells girls that education is 'the key to your future'
 - Kim Davis' attorney claims she met with Pope Francis during his U.S. visit
 - Pope Francis accuses Rome's mayor of being a 'pretend' Catholic
 - Father of Washington high school shooter found guilty of gun charges
 - Tom Brady won't say if he's voting for Donald Trump, admits 'I don't even know what the issues are'
 
- September 29th
 - Study: Children disproportionally killed by Syria bombs, airstrikes
 - Nicki Minaj is getting her very own sitcom — on ABC family
 - Donald Trump's tax plan would increase the deficit by $10 trillion
 - RIP Twitter?
 - Edward Snowden makes a grand entrance on Twitter
 - Iowa and New Hampshire's coveted status as the earliest presidential voters may be in jeopardy
 - 1 in 6 Democrats who considered backing Clinton in June now say they couldn't vote for her
 - Most billionaires lie about their net worth. Donald Trump just happens to lie more than most.
 - Millennials are increasingly doubting that college was worth the cost
 - Hypnotist jailed for sexually assaulting woman in trance
 - Hillary Clinton goes through her 'Instagram-worthy' college photos with Lena Dunham
 - Archaeologists discover possible ruins of ancient Sodom in the Holy Land
 - London turns down chance to host 2017 Tour de France start
 - Donald Trump might have a big problem — sleep deprivation
 - 'I'm Ronnie Pickering': five of the best road rage memes
 - Saudi coup: prince calls for regime change in Riyadh
 - ISIS reportedly claims murder of Italian aid worker in Bangladesh
 - Stem cell trial: have scientists discovered a cure for blindness?
 - Hazard and Oscar face Chelsea axe after Mourinho outburst
 - Senate set to approve 'clean' spending bill to keep federal government open until December
 - Why does Facebook keep crashing?
 - This year's MacArthur 'genius' awardees include Ta-Nehisi Coates, Hamilton star Lin-Manuel Miranda
 - British Islamic State jihadists hit with UN sanctions
 - Michelle Obama's post-White House plans include opening her damn window
 - Matt Damon and Jimmy Kimmel try to work out their feud in couples therapy, fail
 - American Girl dolls, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and puppets vying for a spot in the Toy Hall of Fame
 - Trevor Noah kicks off his Daily Show run vowing to continue Jon Stewart's 'war on bulls--t'
 - Watch Jimmy Fallon play a cringe-inducing round of 'Password' with Rob Lowe
 - Paul Walker's daughter files wrongful-death lawsuit against Porsche
 - John Oliver tops his lecture to Europe (and Fox News) on how to treat migrants with a brilliant surprise ending
 - New Zealand to create enormous ocean sanctuary
 - Putin says his conversation with Obama was 'very constructive' and 'very frank'
 - Study: New York City could see major flooding every 25 years
 - Tinder wants billboard in LA removed that links dating apps to STDs
 
- September 28th
 - Iran's president says he holds the U.S. responsible for the spread of terror in the Middle East
 - Thai police say Bangkok shrine bombing has been solved, give themselves cash reward money
 - For a mere $250, you can adopt a Marco Rubio staffer for the day
 - Bernie Sanders admitted he and the Koch brothers do have one thing in common
 - Donald Trump's campaign bus is for sale on Craigslist
 - These Florida legislators are living on $17 per day to make a point about minimum wage
 - 193 U.N. delegations are in New York City for the General Assembly — but where do they all stay?
 - Finding life on Mars now has better odds than the Yankees have of winning the 2015 World Series
 - Matt Damon thinks gay actors should stay in the closet
 - The science behind Volkswagen's emissions cheat
 - Asians will be the largest U.S. immigrant group by 2055
 - Whole Foods wants to lower prices — so it's laying off 1,500 people
 - Trump's tax plan for low-income earners features a one-page IRS form that says, 'I win'
 - Jeb Bush plans to release his ObamaCare alternative soon
 - Liberal feminists are both excited and horrified by Carly Fiorina
 - It's been 2 years since ObamaCare launched — yet 33 million people still don't have insurance
 - KILL It's been 2 years since ObamaCare launched and 33 million people still don't have insurance
 - Nike gives an inspirational shout-out to all the last-place marathoners out there
 - Pope Francis appears to side with Kim Davis
 - Apple could face three month ban in Russia over gay emojis
 - Philly residents charge that police hid homeless people from the pope
 - Over half of Americans think Congress is corrupt
 - CNN's Democratic debate criteria leave the door wide open for Joe Biden
 - Apple just sold a record 13 million new iPhones in one weekend
 - Banksy's Dismaland theme park to help refugees in Calais
 - Banksy's 'Dismaland' amusement park is getting the perfect second life
 - 10-year-old discovers rare coin of King David in Israel
 - Catalonia: pro-independence parties claim victory in regional vote
 - Majority of Republicans oppose government shutdown over Planned Parenthood
 - Jeb Bush's lackluster campaign sparks GOP grumblings: 'If you want to lose the general election, nominate Jeb'
 - Nasa discovery boosts hopes of life on Mars
 - NASA's 'major science finding' about Mars probably has to do with water
 - Pope Francis returns to Rome after charming, gently chiding America
 - Shoreditch Cereal Killer Cafe attacked by anti-gentrification protesters
 - Watch Sunday night's blood-red supermoon lunar eclipse
 - This lion cub's attempt to ferociously roar is beyond adorable
 - If you missed seeing Pope Francis, Stephen Colbert has the next best thing
 - Pope tells family that drove from Argentina to see him in Philadelphia they're 'crazy'
 - Nationalists win majority in Catalonia parliament, vowing separation from Spain
 - Israeli troops, Palestinians clash at al-Aqsa mosque
 - Junipero Serra's burial site hit by vandals days after he was made a saint
 - Russia's new anti-ISIS coalition surprised U.S. officials
 - There could be a 'Pope bump' in U.S. Fiat sales
 - French airstrikes destroy ISIS training camp in Syria
 - Stage backdrop collapses during Carly Fiorina campaign event in Texas
 - Chinese president's record criticized as he touts women's rights at U.N.
 
- September 27th
 - John Boehner slams Republican hardliners as 'false prophets'
 - President Obama to meet with Raúl Castro
 - Pope Francis meets with, apologizes to sex abuse survivors
 - Ben Carson would consider supporting Kanye West for president
 - Chris Brown is probably banned from visiting Australia over the Rihanna assault
 - Bill Clinton calls email scandal 'full-scale frontal assault' on Hillary
 - Planned Parenthood supporters threw condoms at Carly Fiorina in Iowa
 - Freddie Gray reportedly asked for medical care in police van
 
- September 26th
 - Trevor Noah wants more music on The Daily Show
 - Obama administration allots $300 million to reduce HIV infection in sub-Sarahan Africa
 - Pope Francis encourages laity to step up during Mass in Philly
 - Vince Carter said he could never replicate his incredible dunk over a 7-foot-2 opponent
 - A Joe Biden super PAC is adding paid staffers in 11 Super Tuesday states
 - Caitlyn Jenner is now legally a woman
 - Hillary Clinton reportedly didn't turn over all of her work-related private emails
 - The EPA is bolstering diesel car testing after the Volkswagen emissions scandal
 
- September 25th
 - Only in America: Wesleyan students call for defunding of school paper after it published offensive opinion piece
 - Kim Davis is now a Republican
 - What it's like to live next door to Scott Walker
 - For those who have everything: Legos for adults
 - Only in America: Rainbow snacks sold to support LGBT youth incite backlash
 - Donald Trump gets booed big time after he calls Rubio a 'clown'
 - Despite bad blood, Harry Reid gives John Boehner a heartfelt goodbye
 - Pope Francis is dropping a prog-rock album
 - Marco Rubio is leading the cheers for Boehner's resignation — and that's probably a smart move
 - Pope Francis addresses the environment, poverty in sweeping U.N. speech
 - Watch John Boehner's greatest, most fiery congressional speech
 - Macy's decked out the pope's Philadelphia digs with $250,000 worth of stuff
 - Listen to Sam Smith's new James Bond theme, 'Writing's on the Wall'
 - The right is already celebrating Boehner's resignation
 - Cannabis 'forest' discovered in London suburb
 - Best properties: Italian boltholes
 - Has the real Mona Lisa been found?
 - Australian government links 'alternative music' to terrorism
 - Poll: 6 in 10 Americans want a viable third party
 - Just what you never wanted: CNN will let viewers watch the Democratic debate in virtual reality
 - Who benefits from Scott Walker's early demise? Marco Rubio.
 - Indian restaurant sparks outrage by marking 'white ppl' on order of mild curry
 - Ice-T's message 'to people who think black people voted for Obama because he was black': He does not like Ben Carson
 - Jeb Bush says he'll win the black vote with 'aspiration,' not 'free stuff'
 - Psychologists have been using Donald Trump as an example of narcissism since 1988
 - Milan Fashion Week September 2015 – in pictures
 - Week in pictures: 20-26 September
 - Watch Anne Hathaway, Seth Meyers perfectly recreate the last scene of a romantic comedy
 - CVS to sell overdose-antidote in 12 more states without a prescription
 - Listen to Joseph Gordon-Levitt and the Ragtime Gals perform Rihanna — with a twist
 - Sorry, Jeb Bush: Pope Francis actually is a scientist
 - Marco Rubio thinks Donald Trump is 'touchy and insecure'
 - Pope Francis thanks the women of the Catholic Church, says: 'I love you very much'
 
- September 24th
 - Bernie Sanders says yes, he's a feminist
 - Israel approves harsher punishment for those who throw 'murderous objects'
 - Kanye West apparently wasn't joking about running for president in 2020
 - During the Cultural Revolution, Xi Jinping's own mother denounced him
 - Hey Dude! Nickelodeon now has an entire channel for '90s TV shows
 - Rare supermoon eclipse on Sunday closes 'blood moon' tetrad
 - Bernie Sanders loved that Pope Francis mentioned Dorothy Day in his speech
 - Pope Francis demands an end to the arms trade
 - John Boehner had a tough time keeping it together during Pope Francis' address to Congress
 - The DEA spends $60 per pot plant it destroys in Oregon
 - Trump claims he has 'thick skin,' starts war with National Review anyway
 - Almost 10,000 Syrians have registered citizenship with a tiny libertarian country in Europe that may or may not exist
 - New York City commuters can avoid pope-induced traffic by taking a $95 helicopter ride
 - Scientists identify unique 'smell of human death'
 - Hillary Clinton teams up with Lena Dunham, Amy Schumer for latest interview
 - Support for Donald Trump levels off in latest Quinnipiac poll
 - The 10 most anxiety ridden places to live in the UK
 - Archaeologists find evidence of 9,000-year-old rituals on 'witchcraft' island
 - Pope Francis in the US and Cuba – five highlights
 - Pearl Jam and Stephen Colbert rock an amazing cover of Neil Young's 'Rockin' In the Free World'
 - Why Tsar Nicholas II and his wife Alexandra have been exhumed
 - Pope Francis has Washington guessing before historic speech to Congress
 - Mecca stampede: safety review ordered after 717 die
 - Afghan president promises to crack down on widespread rape of boys
 - This is how Elizabeth Warren tries to convince Stephen Colbert she shouldn't run for president
 - Stephen Colbert welcomes Pope Francis to America with some choice Catholic humor
 - Ben Carson raised a lot of money after making controversial comments about Islam
 - Trump wants the FCC to fine Fox News pundit who spoke about his anatomy
 - Kenan and Kel reunited for a spot-on 'Good Burger' sketch
 - This is what happens when Conan O'Brien, Lil Wayne, and Tony Hawk play a video game together
 - Russia exhumes remains of executed Tsar Nicholas II, wife Alexandra
 
- September 23rd
 - Universities in potential swing states chosen for 2016 presidential debates
 - Pope Francis leads his first mass in the U.S.
 - Archaeologists discover dozens of skeletons under Westminster Abbey toilet
 - Donald Trump, former leader of the birther movement, is now accusing Hillary Clinton of being a birther
 - Michael B. Jordan accidentally got drunk during his GQ interview
 - You don't need a standing desk — as long as you're a fidgeter
 - Donald Trump boycotts Fox News
 - Police report: The Yale conservative who committed a stabbing-suicide was also involved in a threesome
 - Joe Biden is 1 in 4 Democrats' top pick for president
 - Next time on Serial: Bowe Bergdahl, the U.S. soldier who disappeared from his post in Afghanistan?
 - Liberals are more emotional on Twitter; conservatives are more religious
 - This startup wants to be the TurboTax of divorcing
 - Pope Francis discusses climate change, immigration at the White House
 - Scott Walker's campaign manager is being brutally honest about what killed his boss' campaign
 - The Dalai Lama wants his female successor to be 'very, very attractive' — otherwise she's 'not much use'
 - Hillary Clinton is worried about only 3 Republicans
 - Trevor Noah admits The Daily Show under Jon Stewart had a racial 'blind spot'
 - China's going crazy over this Chinese Obama impersonator. His Obama's pretty good, but his English is terrible.
 - Archaeologists discover the world's oldest throne room in Turkey
 - TSA says it treated transgender air passenger in line with its 'strict guidelines'
 - Woman given a ticket 'for having HIV' wins $40,000 settlement
 - WH Smith to take on more Post Office branches
 - Days before Xi's U.S. state visit, Chinese jets recklessly intercepted a U.S. spy plane
 - Charities that bully donors could face fundraising ban
 - Stephen Colbert gives a Hunger Games tribute sendoff to Scott Walker
 - 'Ginger Extremist' guilty in plot to make Prince Harry king
 - Jimmy Kimmel plausibly imagines Pope Francis having trouble at U.S. Customs
 - On Colbert's Late Show, Donald Trump still won't admit that Obama was born in the U.S.
 - Donald Trump sometimes can't tell his quotes from those of Stephen Colbert's Colbert Report character
 - Yogi Berra, quotable baseball great, is dead at 90
 - John Kasich says the last Republican debate was like a 'demolition derby'
 - Pope Francis says he's not a liberal, challenges conservative critics to read the Catholic Creed
 - In Seattle, Chinese President Xi Jinping says he will fight cyberattacks
 - Watch Jimmy Fallon spoof Empire, with help from Taraji P. Henson and Terrence Howard
 - FBI has reportedly recovered deleted Hillary Clinton emails
 - Judge rules the 'Happy Birthday' song is not under copyright protection
 - Sharon Osborne on Donald Trump: 'He's a narcissist... he knows that'
 - Police: 78-year-old man punched in the face at Costco over Nutella samples
 - Hillary Clinton reveals plan to stop 'price gouging' by pharmaceutical companies
 - 91-year-old woman charged in 260,000 deaths at Auschwitz
 
- September 22nd
 - Following outrage over bumping up the price of a drug 5,000 percent, CEO says he'll lower the cost
 - Los Angeles to declare 'state of emergency' on homelessness
 - Rob Lowe reveals his secrets to reinventing yourself
 - Pope Francis arrives in America
 - Seattle running back Marshawn Lynch spent the off season teaching women in Turkey to play American football
 - Study: The poor don't eat more fast food than everyone else
 - Here's proof that National Geographic won't bend to Rupert Murdoch's climate change denial
 - Introducing 'Hillmoji,' the Hillary Clinton-themed emoji keyboard you can download right now
 - Paleontologists discover a whale fossil on top of a mountain
 - Scott Walker didn't even call the meeting that ended his campaign. His wife did.
 - Roger Federer fan wakes from 11-year coma to find Federer still at the top of the tennis world
 - You have your own personal cloud of microbes — and it follows you everywhere
 - JCB job cuts are 'first ripple' of global slowdown hitting UK
 - This 100-year-old man makes breaking world records look easy
 - Trump gets into another Fox News feud — this time with Bill O'Reilly
 - China's Xi Jinping is arriving in Seattle to start tense U.S. visit
 - Men haven't gotten a real raise since the 1970s
 - Major accounting firm to offer student loan allowance as new perk
 - New report says Earth is to blame for the moon's shrinkage
 - U2 frontman Bono has an audacious plan to save Africa
 - Thai printers refuse to publish Tuesday's edition of the International New York Times
 - Watch Carly Fiorina sing a song for her dog Snickers on The Tonight Show
 - Arctic doomsday seed vault used for the first time ever due to the Syrian war
 - Washington is nervously rolling out the red carpet for Pope Francis
 - Top 10 British TV adverts: from Guinness to Smash
 - USA Today survey finds Donald Trump fading, names Carly Fiorina GOP 'queen of the hill'
 - Andy Murray may only have one shot at Davis Cup glory
 - Stephen Colbert mocks Jeb! Bush, but still throws in a Donald Trump joke
 - Kermit and Miss Piggy awkwardly discuss their breakup on Jimmy Kimmel Live
 - Arsenal and Chelsea still at war as FA charges Costa and Gabriel
 - Bill O'Reilly explains the good and the bad of Donald Trump to Jimmy Kimmel
 - Stephen Colbert politely grills Ted Cruz on Reagan, gay marriage, and compromising with 'the devil'
 - Daniel Thompson, automated bagel and ping pong pioneer, is dead at 94
 - Your new Facebook privacy is really bumming out presidential campaigns
 - Fred Armisen says meeting Steve Jobs 'was like meeting the pope'
 - The world's oldest male panda turns the big 3-0
 - CEO defends raising price of drug from $13.50 a pill to $750: 'We have to turn a profit'
 - Kim Davis says it doesn't hurt when people call her 'Hitler,' just when they say 'God doesn't love you'
 - Former peanut company head sentenced to 28 years for salmonella outbreak
 
- September 21st
 - U.S. officials: Russia is conducting drone surveillance missions over Syria
 - AFL-CIO president calls Scott Walker a 'disgrace' as he exits the presidential race
 - A former aide to Scott Walker just went on an epic Twitter rant about him
 - Scott Walker's presidential campaign was shorter than Kim Kardashian's marriage to Kris Humphries
 - Scott Walker is reportedly dropping out of the presidential race
 - Federal report: University of Virginia mishandled sexual violence cases
 - In his 2011 book, Ben Carson was a much better friend to Muslims
 - The 2015 Emmys were the least-watched on record
 - This massive survey of American universities reveals just how common sexual assault is
 - People filed hilarious FCC complaints after Miley Cyrus unintentionally showed her nipple at the VMAs
 - Prosecutor: Mother's boyfriend said 'Baby Doe' was a demon
 - You can dress up as 'sexy Donald Trump' this Halloween for just $69.95
 - Donald Trump is releasing a book about 'how a crippled America could be restored to greatness'
 - Bobby Jindal says he'd support a Muslim president who takes his oath of office on the Bible
 - London Fashion Week 2015 – in pictures
 - This is a perfect example of Hillary Clinton's 1 percent problem
 - The man who inspired 4chan is now its owner
 - Obama will pick up Pope Francis at the airport
 - U.S. soldiers who speak up about the sexual abuse of children in Afghanistan risk losing their careers
 - Archaeologists unearth a surprising tomb in Pompeii
 - A handwriting expert analyzed the 2016 candidates' signatures. The results are fascinating.
 - Joe Biden said he can't rush a 2016 campaign decision
 - Experts: WHO blunders led to 'thousands and thousands' of African Ebola deaths
 - David Cameron's office isn't commenting on the claim he put a 'private part' in a dead pig
 - Man arrested after police find female genitalia in his freezer
 - Poll: Hillary Clinton roars ahead of Bernie Sanders
 - U.N. nuclear watchdog says samples taken from Iran's Parchin military site
 - Hillary Clinton gets low favorability numbers for the first time ever in New York
 - Invisibility cloak is 'about to become a reality', scientists say
 - ISIS doesn't want Syrian migrants to flock to Europe, either
 - UK weather: Warnings issued after heavy rains hit England
 - Congress faces some unusual choices for this week's unusual address by Pope Francis
 - White House might not vote against annual U.N. Cuba embargo censure, AP reports
 - This Mad Men spoof quickly turns into an anti-impaling safety campaign
 - Bernie Sanders tells Stephen Colbert why he thinks a 'socialist' can win in 2016
 - Jon Hamm won the first — and only — Emmy for acting on Mad Men
 - Some Emmy viewers were really, really upset over this spoiler-filled series finale montage
 - Game of Thrones, Veep, and Olive Kitteridge: HBO scores big at the 67th annual Emmy Awards
 - Watch Tracy Morgan make an emotional surprise appearance at the Emmys
 - Viola Davis makes history with her Emmy win
 - Game of Thrones just smashed a 15-year-old record for most Emmy wins in a single year
 - That HBO Now login Andy Samberg gave away at the Emmys actually worked
 - This is why so many celebrities wore green ribbons to the Emmy Awards
 - Jeffrey Tambor dedicates Emmy to the transgender community: 'Thank you for your patience. Thank you for your courage.'
 - Watch Allison Janney sing her Emmy acceptance speech
 
- September 20th
 - Alexis Tsipras, Syriza party win Greece election after bailout negotiations
 - Pope Francis holds Mass before 300,000 in Havana
 - Volkswagen CEO is 'deeply sorry' about alleged car emission violations
 - Sarah Palin refuses to believe Ahmed Mohamed really did just build a clock
 - U.S. to increase refugee admission to 100,000 in 2017
 - Carly Fiorina just snagged the No. 2 GOP slot in a post-debate poll
 - Best-selling novelist Jackie Collins dies at 77
 - Donald Trump: 'I love the Muslims'
 - Pope Francis encourages the U.S. and Cuba to keep improving relations
 
- September 19th
 - Jon Hamm pulled 2 groin muscles in Mad Men's iconic yoga shot
 - Prominent Democratic donors signed a petition urging Joe Biden to run for president
 - Edward Snowden said aliens could be trying to communicate with us right now
 - Waka Flocka Flame won't back down from his comment that Caitlyn Jenner is 'rebuking God'
 - Black Lives Matter won't endorse a presidential candidate
 - Research shows 96 percent of ex-NFL players tested had brain disease
 - Donald Trump said he's not 'morally obligated' to defend Obama
 - Obama has nominated the first openly gay Army secretary
 - Croatia is forcing Hungary to take in more migrants
 
- September 18th
 - Only in America: Eighth-grader arrested on assault charges after kissing female classmate
 - Pretty much everyone on Earth says 'Huh?'
 - For those who have everything: The Side Car Bicycle
 - Hillary Clinton abandons kids at the Boys and Girls Club: 'There were tears'
 - EPA catches Volkswagen blatantly cheating on smog tests
 - New test of deceased NFL players reveals 96 percent suffered from brain disease
 - That time Stephen Colbert trashed the Emmys — at the Emmys
 - This is why Donald Trump didn't correct that supporter who said Obama is a Muslim
 - Police in Ferguson won't be allowed to sic dogs on protesters anymore
 - Batman investigates the death of black teenager at the hands of white cops in new comic
 - Week in pictures: 13-19 September
 - Video shows 9 cops tackling crying, unarmed teen for jaywalking
 - Aides to Marco Rubio and Rand Paul reportedly get in 'barroom brawl' in Michigan
 - Glazer family to sell Man Utd? Not after £15m a year dividend
 - Jessica Jones: Ritter hints at 'endless possibilities' for season two
 - Watch out Uber and Google: Apple makes big push into the autonomous car game
 - Pope Francis was 'kind of a jerk' when he was a young priest
 - Animal Photography 2015: ZSL's prizewinner unveiled
 - Best properties: homes with spectacular treehouses
 - The latest threat to Syrian refugees crossing Europe? 60,000 land mines.
 - Donald Trump has begun to fade from the media spotlight, data shows
 - Qatari prince flees U.S. after his Ferrari was filmed drag-racing through Beverly Hills
 - Super-gonorrhoea has spread across England, doctors warn
 - 'Pee duration' study wins tongue-in-cheek Ig Nobel prize
 - Rewatch the best moments of the long GOP debate with short late-night annotated recaps
 - Donald Trump wants to save the U.S. $400,000 a year by declining presidential salary
 - Stephen Colbert tries to entice Pope Francis on Late Show with his own 'pope chair'
 - Jimmy Kimmel pokes fun at Ben Carson's chill demeanor with a Bill Cosby joke, fake ad
 - Stephen Colbert uses alcohol to get U.N. chief Ban Ki-Moon to dish about 'crazy' world leaders
 - Daily Show host Trevor Noah recreates the entire GOP debate in 30 seconds
 - 13 Taliban militants dead after attack on air base in Pakistan
 - Sea otter with asthma learns how to use an inhaler
 - Following influx of migrants, Croatia closes border crossings with Serbia
 - Caught on the Atlanta Braves kiss-cam: Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter
 - Caught on the Atlanta Braves kiss-cam: Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter
 - CDC officials think this year's flu shot will work better than last year's
 - Donald Trump doesn't correct supporter who says Obama is Muslim
 - Appeals court reinstates Insane Clown Posse's lawsuit against the FBI
 - After decades of work, Mozambique declares itself free of landmines
 
- September 17th
 - Scott Walker's donors are reportedly panicking as his campaign flounders
 - FIFA just suspended its secretary general over alleged black market ticket sales
 - Giants' Jason Pierre-Paul joked he doesn't need an index finger to play football
 - The high school that arrested Ahmed Mohamed over a homemade clock now wants him back
 - Watch Donald Trump give a strangely moving analysis of his favorite film, Citizen Kane
 - Doritos launches limited edition rainbow chips in support of LGBT youth
 - American Airlines grounds flights at 3 major hubs due to massive 'computer issue'
 - The Fed: Interest rates to stay at zero a while longer
 - British people are not thrilled with Jeb Bush's idea to put Margaret Thatcher on the $10 bill
 - The insanely long Republican debate, by the numbers
 - A Jeopardy! contestant expertly trolled Alex Trebek with a classic SNL joke
 - Former Nobel director regrets giving Obama the Peace Prize
 - Jeb Bush literally stood on tip-toes for the debate photo to make sure he was taller than Trump
 - Saudi diplomat flees India after being accused of serially raping his maids
 - Archaeologists finally crack the code on medieval mystery grave
 - Zombie life insurer could buy rival for £1bn
 - Bernie Sanders' secret weapon: 'Fire and brimstone' doomsday appeal
 - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar says fans prefer Magic Johnson because he 'made white people feel comfortable'
 - Bernie Sanders wants to abolish private prisons within 3 years
 - Brawl breaks out in Japanese Parliament during debate over pacifism
 - Nestle loses KitKat trademark battle
 - Dems' ads to focus on Carson and Fiorina after debate, signaling an unprecedented Donald Trump defeat
 - Where should you put your cash after latest interest rate cuts?
 - Justin Welby orders crisis talks to prevent split in church
 - Elton John 'pranked' with hoax Vladimir Putin call
 - Europe's Altice is buying Cablevision for $17.7 billion
 - Chile declares emergency as earthquake recovery begins
 - Kevin Spacey nearly brings Carol Burnett to tears on Colbert's Late Show
 - Ted Cruz's confusing Reagan-aping scorpion ad prompts Stephen Colbert to make his own
 - 5 dead, 1 million evacuated from the coast after 8.3 magnitude earthquake hits Chile
 - Report: GM, federal prosecutors close to criminal settlement over flawed ignition switch
 - Aide to New York governor dies one week after being shot before parade
 - Jimmy Fallon's Donald Trump coaches Hillary Clinton on how to win
 - Former RNC chairman says the candidates all need to 'tone down' their rhetoric
 - Ted Cruz calls Chief Justice John Roberts a 'liberal,' apologizes for backing his nomination
 - Republican debaters name the woman they would put on the $10 bill, mostly whiff
 - Donald Trump says by changing the way doctors vaccinate, it will make a 'big impact on autism'
 - Jeb Bush admits during debate: 'I smoked marijuana'
 - While the Republicans debate, Bernie Sanders is calling them out on Twitter
 - Carly Fiorina and Donald Trump fight over who was a worse CEO
 - Carly Fiorina steals the spotlight in GOP debate
 - Republicans battle over whether we should even talk to Vladimir Putin, China
 - The GOP debate: Jeb Bush tries (and fails) to land a punch on Donald Trump
 - Donald Trump comes out swinging in CNN debate
 - Republican undercard candidates debate over immigration, Islamic State, Kim Davis
 
- September 16th
 - George Pataki, Rick Santorum spar over Kim Davis during debate
 - The GOP undercard debate: Lindsey Graham affirms that 'Hispanics are Americans'
 - CNN's first 4 Republican debate questions were about Donald Trump
 - The GOP undercard debate: Do any of these candidates have a chance at the varsity debate?
 - UEFA Champions League: Watch this Italian soccer star score a wonder goal from midfield
 - Coming soon: An artificially intelligent Barbie that will talk to kids about bullying, jealousy, and God
 - 'Cool clock, Ahmed': President Obama invites 14-year-old arrested for homemade clock to the White House
 - Court halts execution of Oklahoma man who maintains innocence
 - Archaeologists discover ancient tomb of mysterious 'serpent jaguar' priests in Peru
 - The University of California is about to ban all offensive statements and acts
 - This new pro-Hillary ad uses Reagan's famous 'Morning in America' pitch against the 2016 GOP candidates
 - Richard Glossip to be executed despite doubts over his guilt
 - #IStandWithAhmed: schoolboy arrested over homemade clock
 - Rand Paul plans to slam Trump as a 'fake conservative' in tonight's GOP debate
 - Trump compares the Bible to 'a great movie'
 - Half of the world's marine life was wiped out between 1970 and 2010
 - The League's Steve Rannazzisi claimed for years that he survived the World Trade Center on 9/11. He lied.
 - New York Fashion Week, September 2015 - in pictures
 - How to use federal anti-bullying guidelines to defeat Donald Trump
 - Anderson Cooper pulls the plug on Trump speech coverage over lack of specifics
 - No, Bernie Sanders isn't proposing to spend $18 trillion
 - Mugabe urged to stand down after reading wrong speech
 - Beer giant Anheuser-Busch InBev is finally trying to buy rival beer giant SAB Miller
 - The Tonight Show turns the GOP debate into a dating game show hosted by Obama
 - Stephen Colbert previews the GOP debate with a spot-on Hunger Games tribute
 - Jimmy Kimmel and CNN's Jake Tapper agree: Viewers want blood, Trump at the GOP debate
 - Apple CEO Tim Cook tells Stephen Colbert why he came out as gay
 - GE is moving 500 jobs overseas, citing lapse of U.S. Export-Import Bank
 - This satirical — yet totally necessary — video reminds Californians how to drive in the rain
 - NASA: Arctic sea ice hit its fourth lowest level on record
 - Jimmy Fallon challenges Ariana Grande to a duel of musical impersonations, arguably wins
 - Texas high school student arrested, suspended after bringing homemade clock to school
 - Jim Gaffigan tells Conan how he learned he's doing a stand-up show for Pope Francis
 - Twitter users vow to move to Mexico, Canada — and Alaska — if Donald Trump becomes president
 - Residents of Douma, Syria, describe the brutal conditions they live under
 - 3 dead, 4 missing after flash floods in Zion National Park
 
- September 15th
 - Police: 37 frat members expected to be charged in hazing death of Baruch College student
 - HP to cut as many as 30,000 jobs
 - Battle fat cats and mudslingers in this vintage Bernie Sanders video game
 - Facebook is finally getting a dislike button
 - Nearly half of Florida voters think Marco Rubio and Jeb Bush should drop out of the race
 - CNN will purposely turn the GOP debate into a brawl
 - Marco Rubio will make you swoon in his latest football-themed campaign ad
 - Hastings Direct plans £1.5bn London listing
 - Trump leads among evangelicals despite past support for abortion rights, multiple marriages
 - Pope Francis is expected to discuss criminal justice reform with Congress
 - Why Ben Carson is pulling even with Donald Trump in the polls
 - The voting machines in 43 states are at least a decade old and in danger of malfunctioning
 - Ben Carson catches up with Donald Trump in new poll
 - Bernie Sanders' plans would cost $18 trillion
 - Turkish magazine raided over presidential 'selfie'
 - British historian uncovers the oldest written use of the f-word
 - David Allan Coe, of 'Take This Job and Shove It' fame, owes the IRS $466,000
 - Sunday roast burger: diners defeated by 5,000-calorie meal
 - Gun tragedy in UK 'highly likely' without firearms licence reform
 - Hungary starts arresting migrants as hard new laws take effect
 - The 'Great Wall of Trump' would be as ineffective as the Great Wall of China, experts say
 - Stephen Colbert gets Justice Stephen Breyer to lighten up. Breyer gets Colbert to act serious.
 - Stephen Colbert starts off his nightly Trump mockery with a pretty good Trump joke
 - Emily Blunt and Stephen Colbert re-enact Gone With the Wind, with fake vomiting
 - North Korea says it has restarted its nuclear weapons fuel plants
 - 30 years ago, The Golden Girls made its television debut
 - Maybe Jeb Bush isn't really the smarter Bush brother, Bush experts tell The New York Times
 - Donald Trump says he'll cut taxes, but you have to wait 3 weeks 'or so' for details
 - Martin O'Malley presents his plan for ending gun violence in the U.S.
 - Conan suggests some 'You're fired!' alternatives for Arnold Schwarzenegger's Celebrity Apprentice
 - SkyWest flight attendant accused of fabricating story about suspicious bag on airplane
 - Study: Sierra Nevada snowpack at lowest level in 500 years
 - Samantha Bee has the best response to Vanity Fair's all-male late-night cover
 
- September 14th
 - Mike Huckabee wants to know if Syrian refugees are fleeing tyranny or 'coming because we've got cable TV'
 - How Donald Trump is inspiring other 'rebel' billionaires to get into politics
 - Air India to ground more than 100 crew members for being overweight
 - Black motorists in Missouri are 75 percent more likely to be pulled over
 - Arnold Schwarzenegger is replacing Donald Trump as host of The Celebrity Apprentice
 - Socialist Bernie Sanders was a surprise hit at ultra-conservative Liberty University
 - Carly Fiorina turned Donald Trump's 'look at that face' insult into an inspiring campaign ad
 - America is less economically free than Jordan, Mauritius, and the United Arab Emirates
 - ObamaCare must double enrollment in only 4 months to stay on target
 - Air India cabin crew told they are 'too fat to fly'
 - All Black Ali Williams a 'bitter Welshman' after England jibe
 - Rick Perry lost 64 percent of his support after Trump entered the race
 - Kentucky clerk Kim Davis returns to work, refuses to authorize marriage licenses
 - Clinton has dropped 21 points among Democrats since July
 - Australia may get a new prime minister today
 - Archaeologists unearth teenage murder victim from the 11th century
 - Ban Ki-moon holds talks in Jerusalem amid ongoing violence
 - Has Top Gear returned to its former glory?
 - Watch the potentially huge moment Obama publicly humiliated Donald Trump in 2011
 - Taliban storms Afghan jail, freeing hundreds of prisoners
 - Chelsea crisis: bookies slash Mourinho odds as Arsenal wait
 - Out-of-control California wildfire kills 1, destroys 400 homes, prompts state of emergency
 - John Oliver explains why you may no longer have the right to an attorney, using cop shows
 - Novak Djokovic wins U.S. Open, beating Roger Federer
 - Miss America pageant crowns Miss Georgia, apologizes to 1984 winner Vanessa Williams
 - Egyptian troops mistakenly shoot at Mexican tourist group, killing 12
 
- September 13th
 - Watch Johnny Manziel toss a 54-yard bomb for his first career touchdown pass
 - Scott Walker is blaming cop killings on Obama's 'absence of leadership'
 - NBA great Moses Malone dies at 60
 - 43 percent of Republicans still mistakenly believe Obama is Muslim
 - 10,000 people came together for a Police Lives Matter rally
 - Serena Williams shared a classy congratulations with U.S. Open winner Flavia Pennetta
 - Hillary Clinton's 31,000 deleted emails probably aren't gone forever
 
- September 12th
 - George Clooney thinks Hollywood can overcome sexism by casting women in roles written for men
 - James Blake said the officer who body-slammed him doesn't deserve a badge and gun
 - Jewel speaks out about facing sexual harassment since age 8
 - Subway said they had no signs ex-spokesman Jared Fogle was paying for sex with minors
 - A new White House search tool shows how students on financial aid fare after graduation
 - Britain's Labour Party just elected a leader who draws comparisons to Bernie Sanders
 - The NFL says the New England Patriots didn't cheat in their season opener
 - Donald Trump told Jimmy Fallon he doesn't apologize because he's never wrong
 
- September 11th
 - Heartfelt tributes to the victims of 9/11, in 6 moving photos
 - Only in America: Evangelical group calls for mass exodus from public schools
 - Bill Clinton didn't think Hillary Clinton should have apologized for her private email server
 - For those who have everything: Custom vinyl records
 - 'Lifesaving' blood pressure study recommends even lower benchmarks
 - Only in America: Collegiate audience explicitly taunts actors during a play intended to stop sexual harassment
 - Proof the New York Times style section has been trolling us all along
 - George W. Bush's most terrifying moment in office wasn't during 9/11
 - This epic Bobby Jindal-Donald Trump Twitter feud just turned up to 11
 - Week in pictures: 6-12 September
 - New York's biggest public university system now gives students 7 options when choosing gender
 - Americans know nothing about money because they're too busy Googling puppies
 - The TSA's master luggage key can now be 3D printed from the internet
 - Andrew Garfield says Donald Trump is 'a lost soul wandering this Earth'
 - Hillary Clinton is really struggling with male voters in New Hampshire and Iowa
 - Nationwide adds fuel to low-deposit mortgages boom
 - Archaeologists are hunting for fossils in Kenya's Turkana Basin — and you can help
 - The Patriots have played only 1 game this season, and they've already been accused of cheating
 - Ben Carson was the first physician to successfully separate conjoined twins. But Donald Trump thinks he's 'overrated as a doctor.'
 - Watch Siri interrupt White House press briefing, apologize for Iran deal politics
 - America and Israel foiled as U.N. votes to fly Palestine's flag outside its New York headquarters
 - Scott Walker used to be in 1st place in Iowa. Now he's in 10th.
 - Hillary Clinton wants to be more fun. Seth Meyers helps out with this new ad.
 - Stephen Colbert wants every 2016 candidate to wear Donald Trump–style hats
 - Stephen Colbert's searing interview with Joe Biden might make you hug your child, call your parents
 - What is consciousness? Watch as The Economist asks philosophers and brain scientists.
 - Watch how New York creates the annual 9/11 'Tribute in Light'
 - Venezuelan opposition leader Leopoldo Lopez sentenced to nearly 14 years in prison
 - Listen to NFL stars read their own surprisingly accurate superlatives
 - Israel's Benjamin Netanyahu is already over his Iran nuclear deal loss
 - Campbell's and Keurig introduce a new way to make soup
 - Forecasters say the El Nino could be one of the strongest on record
 - Hillary Clinton: Scott Walker thinks he's 'some kind of tough guy on his motorcycle'
 - 1 Marine dead, 18 injured after accident during training
 
- September 10th
 - San Francisco jails to house transgender inmates with preferred gender
 - Malala Yousafzai calls the world's response to Syrian refugees 'pitiful'
 - Donald Trump is going to be a guest on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
 - Massachusetts middle school renames itself after Tom Brady
 - Bobby Jindal just ripped Donald Trump as an 'unserious, unstable narcissist' in a vicious speech
 - Judge: Cops accused of killing Freddie Gray will be tried in Baltimore
 - Archaeologists are baffled by the dark death of this Neolithic woman
 - The pro-Fiorina super PAC 'CARLY' is all but indistinguishable from Fiorina's actual campaign
 - This indicted Democratic congressman wants you to pay to fight his corruption charges
 - This haunting website tracks all the Americans set to be executed
 - Kentucky owes $2.1 million for its fight against same-sex marriage
 - R.E.M. has some choice words about the Stop the Iran Deal Rally using their song
 - 'Today is Pearl Harbor': George W. Bush Presidential Library releases White House emails from 9/11
 - Stephen Colbert has some enticing merchandise for people fed up with the presidential race
 - Poll: More than half of Republican voters support either Donald Trump or Ben Carson
 - Hillary Clinton argues for Iran deal but adds hawkish critique of Obama foreign policy
 - New species of ancient human found in cave, claim scientists
 - Ringo Starr's lost Beatles photographs go on show
 - MPs 'named and shamed' over expense claims
 - Scientists unveil a new species of early human, Homo naledi, found in African cave
 - GOP infighting may keep Iran nuclear deal from getting a vote in Congress
 - Stephen Colbert tries to get Elon Musk to admit he's a supervillain
 - Stephen Colbert gets Scarlett Johansson on a blanket under the stars, then asks about death, Oprah
 - In Phoenix, officials trying to determine who is behind 10 freeway shootings in 12 days
 - Despite big fumbles, NFL sponsorship revenue will rise 15 percent this year
 - In Hawaii, a battle is brewing over a telescope
 - Watch this magnificent lip sync battle for the ages between Ellen DeGeneres and Jimmy Fallon
 - Justin Timberlake is the voice of reason in Jimmy Fallon's new 'History of Hip Hop'
 - Fundamentalist Mormon leaders fined $1.9 million over child labor violations
 - Carly Fiorina ignores Donald Trump's comments on her face, says she's 'getting under his skin'
 - Justice Department to focus more on individuals in white collar crime cases
 - Researchers say protein linked to Alzheimer's could be spread via surgical tools
 
- September 9th
 - Retired tennis star James Blake tackled by police in case of mistaken identity
 - She's back: The Apollo Theater is developing a Billie Holiday hologram
 - The Late Show with Stephen Colbert crushed its competitors on Tuesday night
 - Apple unveils iPhone 6S, iPad Pro
 - It's not just techies: Thieves are also excited about the new iPhone
 - Jon Stewart is the executive producer for Colbert's Late Show
 - Most South Carolina GOP voters think Lindsey Graham should drop out of the presidential race
 - The U.S. military has been secretly providing aid to foreign security forces cited for human rights abuses
 - Chinese officials launch 'witch hunt' amid financial market paranoia
 - Barbershop fined for cutting only men's hair
 - A Mexican TV channel is using Donald Trump to fire up soccer fans for the U.S. vs. Mexico match
 - George W. Bush launched 50 drone strikes. Obama has launched 500.
 - Why Osborne might give ground on bank tax
 - Mike Huckabee gets ripped for using the Bible to defend Kim Davis
 - Donald Trump just wrote the Trump-iest letter to CNN's president
 - These Middle Easterners are pretty unfazed by a massive sandstorm
 - Ben Carson plans to keep quiet at the second GOP debate
 - Replace Tube trains with travelators, say architects
 - Even Donald Trump thinks the U.S. should take in more Syrian refugees
 - Rolls-Royce Dawn: will new convertible appeal to women?
 - Five-year-olds tunnel out of nursery to buy sports car
 - EU is asking Europe to take in 160,000 refugees, with binding quotas
 - Moscow admits that Russian military personnel are in Syria, shrugs
 - Blood moon: rare lunar eclipse and supermoon in pictures
 - China cancels Bon Jovi concerts, probably because of the Dalai Lama
 - BA plane fire: investigators find multiple breaches in engine casing
 - Emily Blunt passed the U.S. citizenship test, but flunks Kimmel's version
 - In Late Show 'bonus' clip, Colbert grills Jeb Bush on guns, Donald Trump
 - Queen Elizabeth II to become the UK's longest-reigning monarch
 - Watch Stephen Colbert's competitors and late-night peers offer their not-quite-best advice
 - Tennessee mother wants to ban 'pornographic' book about Henrietta Lacks
 - Stephen Colbert almost gets Jeb Bush to say something nice about Obama
 - Stephen Colbert kicks off Late Show with Colbert, Trump jokes
 - Serena Williams beats Venus Williams, advances to semifinals of U.S. Open
 - The band Survivor is not pleased that 'Eye of the Tiger' was played at Kim Davis rally
 - The Kim Davis rally did not go the way Ted Cruz planned
 - Ben Carson wants to know how Donald Trump will enforce his immigration plan
 
- September 8th
 - State Department to shift more workers to team handling Hillary Clinton's emails
 - A filmmaker just made the twee supercut to end all Wes Anderson supercuts
 - Hillary Clinton finally apologizes for private email server: 'That was a mistake. I'm sorry about that.'
 - Mike Huckabee said he's willing to go to jail for Kentucky clerk Kim Davis
 - Vicki Gardner, wounded in the WDBJ shooting on live TV, is home from the hospital
 - There's one thing Elizabeth Warren and Donald Trump agree on
 - Heineken gets hip to craft beer, invests in Lagunitas Brewing Company
 - Sperm whales have their own dialects — and cultures
 - Angelina Jolie is asking British lawmakers to help stop ISIS from raping women
 - Tom Brady is impressed with all that his 'good friend' Donald Trump has accomplished
 - New England Patriots accused of cheating in about every way imaginable in massive ESPN story
 - Police are investigating 2 high school football players for tackling a ref
 - A bear didn't eat all of its salmon — so Obama, the president of the United States, finished it
 - Hillary's plan to revive her campaign: Be more human
 - The Rock valiantly dove into his pool fully clothed to save his drowning dog. Then he took an adorable photo.
 - John Boehner might not run for another term as speaker, insiders say
 - Baltimore reaches $6.4 million settlement with Freddie Gray's family
 - Jeb Bush is 1 of only 3 Republican candidates who don't own a gun
 - A white man couldn't get his poem published, so he made up a Chinese pen name — and it worked
 - If you're driving on this Oklahoma highway, don't carry cash
 - The world has lost 2 Texases worth of forest over the last 25 years
 - Watch Serena and Venus Williams' dad predict the outcome of his daughters' great tennis rivalry in this 1992 clip
 - Trump was not in the military, but 'always felt' he was
 - Dispute over a tree prompts former NYPD detective Frank Serpico to enter politics
 - 4 heartening ways Germans are helping out refugees
 - People might be laughing at your jokes because you're attractive — not because you're funny
 - Canada's Conservatives dump candidate after this video of him urinating in customer's mug
 - Meet the Republican presidential candidate who hasn't held a single campaign event
 - Sam Smith wrote the new James Bond theme song in 20 minutes
 - Frank and Rhonda: Met Office reveals storm names
 - Aylesbury child sex abuse: 'bad parenting made girls vulnerable'
 - Don't worry, GOP: The Democrats ran 17 candidates in 1976, and America elected Jimmy Carter
 - 'Swapped baby' reunited with family in El Salvador
 - GOP is trying to sink Obama's global climate pact by assuring world the U.S. won't do its part
 - Here's why the 'arrow of time' points only toward the future, probably
 - Hillary Clinton received 'Top Secret' intel at private email, new CIA review reportedly found
 - Pope Francis is evidently facing a mounting conservative rebellion at the Vatican
 - Comedian wins first round of Guatemalan presidential election
 - Report: Germany has evidence ISIS used mustard gas in Iraq
 - California attorney general: Police killings database shows 'clear racial disparities'
 - Supporters at Labor Day parade shout 'Run, Joe, run!' at Biden
 
- September 7th
 - Family says squatter moved into their house then sold their belongings online
 - John Oliver tries to prepare students with this super helpful back to school message
 - Obama announces executive order on paid sick leave
 - Cheetah briefly escapes from enclosure at Indianapolis Zoo
 - By 2020, the U.K. will accept 20,000 Syrian refugees
 - Study: American primary education is trending back toward segregation
 - Dick Cheney has no real comeback about increased Iranian nuclear activity on his watch
 - North and South Korea launch talks on family reunions
 - Archaeologists discover huge ritual site near Stonehenge
 - Kentucky clerk's lawyers appeal contempt ruling
 - Germany promises $6.6 billion to care for migrants
 - Islamophobic attacks soar in London
 - 'Archaeology on steroids': Huge stones found buried next to Stonehenge
 
- September 6th
 - A couple was reunited with their dog 42 days after losing her in a car wreck
 - Robin Williams' daughter has a heartbreakingly beautiful message for everyone struggling with depression
 - Sarah Palin wants immigrants to 'speak American'
 - Kansas State's band apologized for its hilariously phallic halftime show formation
 - Witnesses say an armed security guard at Whole Foods violently assaulted a black customer
 - DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz just made a 'gut-wrenching' decision to endorse the Iran deal
 - Newest Democratic candidate Larry Lessig would resign as president after making 1 law
 - 300 people rallied to support jailed clerk Kim Davis
 - Pope Francis calls on Europe to take in refugees
 
- September 5th
 - Tim Tebow is out of yet another NFL quarterbacking job
 - Archaeologists discover buried treasure in middle of Bulgarian capital
 - Hillary Clinton reportedly paid a State Department staffer out of pocket to maintain her private email server
 - Comedian Damon Wayans defended Bill Cosby and mocked his accusers in a cringe-worthy interview
 - Amsterdam is refunding Holocaust survivors forced to pay late rent fees
 - A West Point pillow fight turned violent, injuring 30 cadets
 - Rafael Nadal suffered a brutal loss in the third round of the U.S. Open
 - Austria opened its border to thousands of migrants
 
- September 4th
 - Only in America: University professors threaten to give bad grades to students who use 'offensive' language, like 'male' and 'female'
 - Hillary Clinton again refuses to apologize for email server
 - For those who have everything: Technicolor jellyfish aquarium
 - Only in America: Georgia school district investigates mass baptism of high school football team
 - Donald Trump slams 'gotcha' journalism after he bombed a simple question about terrorism
 - Edward Snowden says Hillary Clinton is getting off easy for her email scandal
 - These TSA agents plotted to grope good-looking passengers. Then they got caught on camera.
 - Best properties: properties for water lovers
 - Star Wars: Disney awakens the Force Friday sales potential
 - US and Russia spar over vetoed Syria sanctions
 - Kentucky's Rowan County, which elected Kim Davis, voted for Obama in 2008
 - The New Yorker predicts an epic presidential battle in 2020
 - Russia forms 'wedding police' unit to ensure guests behave
 - Ben Carson would destroy Donald Trump in head-to-head matchup, poll finds
 - The U.S. economy created 173,000 jobs in August
 - Scenes from a European migrant crisis in Budapest
 - Archaeologists discover strange 'hydromancy' temple in ancient Athens cemetery
 - Iranian blockbuster causes outrage in Saudi Arabia
 - Week in pictures: 30 August - 5 September
 - Joe Biden says, 'honest to God,' he's not sure if he's running in 2016
 - Benjamin Netanyahu's attempt to scare Democrats on the Iran deal apparently backfired
 - A lucidly drunk Jenny Slate gleefully recounts the history of discovering the Big Bang
 - Millennials hate millennials, Pew finds
 - Walcott, Rosicky, Diaby, but not Wilshere, make all-time injured XI
 - Watch Kimmel dirty up the news, VMAs, kids cartoons, and Trump speeches with well-placed bleeps
 - Iran's legislature might still sink the Iran nuclear deal
 - Donald Trump guard punches Latino protester outside Trump Tower
 - Guatemala swears in new president as ex-president jailed on corruption charges
 
- September 3rd
 - A short history of things Donald Trump and Kanye West have said about each other
 - The class of 2015's SAT scores are the lowest in a decade
 - Bernie Sanders' secret weapon? Reddit.
 - One positive of Trump's campaign: He's (unwittingly) expanding Americans' vocabulary
 - Britain to close all coal-fired power stations
 - This daily pill is the most promising preventer of HIV yet
 - Tennessee judge denies couple's divorce, because gay marriage
 - Watch Sesame Street ruthlessly mock 'Donald Grump'
 - Hundreds help solve autistic son's Tube question on Facebook
 - Man Utd transfers: 'galactico' policy after squad is rebuilt
 - World's first Cat Street View Map created in Japan
 - China WWII parade - in pictures
 - Sweden is thinking of joining NATO — and Russia is threatening a military response
 - Novak Djokovic dances Gangnam Style yet again – video
 - Watch President Obama get groovy with young Alaskan natives
 - Archaeologists unearth massive new sections of Roman Emperor Nero's lavish pleasure palace
 - Polio in Ukraine: what the outbreak means
 - Photo of drowned toddler galvanizes world amid European migrant crisis
 - Hunt: new plans for patients to access their GP records via smartphone
 - Game of Thrones superfan Amanda Peet threatens divorce over Jon Snow's death
 - Help Jimmy Kimmel guess if random pedestrians think President Obama is a Muslim
 - Clerks and Recreation uses Amy Poehler, Nick Offerman to mock Kentucky clerk refusing gay marriage
 - Hillary Clinton IT staffer subpoenaed by House Benghazi panel, will take the Fifth
 - Justin Bieber tells Jimmy Fallon he cried at the VMAs because he is becoming a man
 - China is cutting 300,000 troops from its People's Liberation Army
 - Stephen Colbert was ticked about Jeb Bush fund-raising off Late Show premiere, so he started a feud
 
- September 2nd
 - These are the worst subway stations in New York, by borough
 - Golden boy quarterback Andrew Luck isn't afraid of fans hating him one day: 'You have to have skin like an armadillo'
 - Donald Trump wants to play a game of golf with Jeb Bush 'for the presidency'
 - The Earth's first mass extinction was reportedly caused by animals, not a meteorite
 - Some people hate Donald Trump so much they're voting for him
 - This office makes you pay 'physical rent' with squats or pull-ups every half hour
 - Carly Fiorina responds to VP speculation: 'That's sexist'
 - Jeb Bush is unhappily trapped in the Donald Trump reality show
 - Hulu's new 'ad-free' subscription option will still have ads
 - 4 sobering moments from Europe's migrant crisis, in photos
 - As Freddie Gray hearings begin, Baltimore protesters show up to demand justice
 - Will Smith has a big new movie about football's concussion problem — but Sony softened the script to avoid angering the NFL
 - Most Americans think prostitution is immoral, but are split on the question of legality
 - In a Snapchat first, John Kasich introduces a time-sensitive bacon geofilter
 - Archaeologists are uncovering Britain's Atlantis, a whole country submerged under the North Sea
 - Gaza could soon become 'uninhabitable', UN warns
 - London's 'Walkie Talkie' wins UK's ugliest building award
 - Redknapp slams Liverpool: 'hysteria is louder than nuance'
 - This fire-resistant tree could be the key to stopping wildfires
 - Mitch McConnell says the GOP won't defund Planned Parenthood
 - Illinois town on lockdown during manhunt for suspects in killing of officer
 - One of Stephen Colbert's first Late Show guests: Joe Biden
 - Ministers to consider risk of robots taking over UK jobs
 - Arsenal transfer troubles: even the fans' protest falls through
 - Actual gridlock in Washington costs D.C. commuters 82 hours, nearly $2,000 a year
 - Trevor Noah reassures viewers, correspondents, that The Daily Show isn't changing too much
 - Uber is now facing a potentially huge class action lawsuit over its employment model
 - Jimmy Fallon suggests to the American hero from the French train attack that he and his heroic friends were stoned
 - Obama is just one vote away from securing Iran nuclear deal
 
- September 1st
 - China's massive economic importance, in one simple chart
 - College students would rather smoke pot than cigarettes
 - Google's driverless cars follow all the traffic rules perfectly. That's actually a big problem.
 - Google's new logo actually has a functional purpose
 - Watch NFL star Marshawn Lynch hawk Skittles on a TV shopping network
 - Are contactless payments going to kill cash?
 - Video appears to show Texas cops killing man with hands raised
 - Vote Trump if your big issue is mountains named after middling presidents
 - Iceland said it could only accept 50 Syrian refugees. Then 10,000 big-hearted Icelanders offered up their homes.
 - Murder rates spike in at least 35 cities across the country
 - James Bond author says Idris Elba is 'too street' to play 007
 - Vice journalists charged with 'terrorism offences' in Turkey
 - Hillary Clinton's 'gefilte fish' email isn't as ridiculous as it sounds
 - Archaeologists discover trade secrets between Romans and barbarians in ancient shipwreck
 - Which movies is Netflix dropping after Epix film cull?
 - One of these 4 designs might well be New Zealand's next flag
 - Jeb Bush's latest counterpunch: Donald Trump is soft on crime, Nancy Pelosi
 - NHS budget spent on a summer house, holidays and a pedalo ride
 - Charities investigated after 87-year-old loses £35,000
 - Jimmy Kimmel explains Sunday's VMAs, Nicki Minaj-Miley Cyrus feud, using emojis
 - Jimmy Kimmel has the inevitable Kanye-Trump presidential launch mashup, and it's pretty good
 - Missouri man serving life sentence for pot conviction to be released Tuesday
 - Lottery winners in Illinois are receiving IOUs from the state
 - Study finds the human eye's blind spot can shrink through training
 - Chris Christie tells Jimmy Fallon he'll pull a Donald Trump, 'go nuclear' at next GOP debate
 - Supreme Court says Kentucky county clerk must issue marriage licenses to gay couples
 - Latest batch of Clinton emails discuss iPad, 'vast right wing conspiracy,' gefilte fish
 - Obama says heads of state not willing to fight climate change are 'not fit to lead'
 - That didn't take long: There's now a 'Ready for Kanye' PAC
 - Taliban kept death of leader a secret for years to keep morale high
 
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